Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego have never looked hotter! And what examples of unwavering faith! These bright designs will definitely keep your feet from getting burned! BUT IF NOT, they'll still be super comfy. Just don't go wear these in actual fire...that's just wrong.
"If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. BUT IF NOT, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up." (Daniel 3:17-18 KJV)